any of you lovelies who are in the GTA right now know
what i'm talking about.
it's Fu*kkkkkkkkkking hot.
this summer has set record breaking highs.
being terrified of the sun, i go through gallons of sunscreen
when i'm forced to do the unthinkable and go outdoors on a day like today.
but seeing as the sun always wins, and watching my skin
get burnt to ruins, i took the advice of a very wise man and
tried yesterday "to do as the desert people do. cover up."
wearing a full length dress, a long sleeved shawl, and a big floppy hat
complete with oversized sunnies, i was fully prepared for my two hour
outdoor adventure through the woods to find costume props.
my treasure hunting companion, who was looking smoking hot (no pun intended)
in a bikini top and pretty skirt, was quite amused with my get up.
i didn't necessarily notice too much of a difference heat wise, seeing as the materials
i was wearing were pretty light.
however, in appearance i seemingly aged 57 years.
in conclusion to a long dragged out
"who wore what when on wtf temperatured day"
the best outfit one can wear is an outfit chosen with freewill.